I Get Laid All The Time

This is my attempt at writing every single day until I die.

Friday, July 21, 2006

It's not a hangover if you have one every morning. Then it's just normal.




















This is one of those cancelled days. Those days after long nights of gambling and drinking. Those days you wake up still drunk, not sure how you made it home last night, and where’s your cell phone? No cigarettes. No money. Nothing in the refrigerator.
You close the shutters and watch a movie you’ve seen half a dozen times and fall asleep in the first twenty minutes only to wake up for the climactic ending.
After shuffling around the house for a few hours you find the strength to get dressed and head out for cigarettes and groceries. It’s five o’clock and the town in still, the quiet before the rush hour storm. You get your cigarettes. And at the supermarket you buy hamburger meat and hamburger buns.
You cook cheeseburgers and drink Fanta.
You watch another movie you’ve seen half a dozen times.
By then it’s almost ten and you think, “Maybe I’ll open a bottle of wine.”
Jesus, how much did you drink last night?

2 Comments:

At 9:58 AM, Blogger Eric said...

I think this calls for a top five hangover movie list.

1. Any bad, recently released Superhero movie/ Ancient war epic
2. From Dusk til Dawn (every scene is fun to wake up to.)
3. Rushmore (great soundtrack to dream to, also I always fall asleep in the first fifteen minutes and wake up for the Vietnam play. "Farewell Esposito")
4. Touch of Evil, (fall asleep right after the car bomb, and wake up right when Orson Welles is choking that bitch.)
5. The Big Lebowski (fail-safe on any list)

 
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