God made you in his own image.

I don't care if this is photoshop or not. A chimp face tattooed on your snatch is the best goddamn thing the internet has ever given me. Just imagine those little chimpanzee eyes gazing up at you as it swallows your shaft. It's the best of both worlds: you get sex and the illusion of beastly fellatio without the guilty feeling that comes with primate oral!