I have the strength of one thousand men.

On Friday night I got a little drunk
Then I ripped the phonebook in half.
I didn't think I could do it. No one thought I could do it.
But I did. It.

Then we went online and watched other people rip it up: Old Toothless Rip, Superman Rip, Dorm Room Rip, Talent Show Rip, Crackhead Rip, Way Too Serious Rip.

It's not a game, or a science.
It's an art.

And only when you achieve a technique that transcends technique will you be able to rip a phone book.
There is no opponent because there is no you.

There is only the phone book.