Word o' the day: Lickable

What happened to advertising? Really. They just don't do it like they used to. Looking at this ad makes me want a fucking creamsicle. I want a creamsicle like I've never wanted anything before in my entire life. If you were sitting next to me holding a creamsicle right now, I would kill you for it. I would choke you with my bare hands.
Because creamsicles are so damn lickable.
Just like child gymnasts.
It's OK.
Don’t feel bad. There’s nothing wrong with your confusion, that disturbed, guilty feeling in your loins. It’s natural.
You can look. Just don't touch.
Lickable.


National Creamsicle Day is August 14.
Go lick something.