God Bless Gerard Damiano.

Let's take a moment to reflect on the wonderful world of puppet pornography...


The film is called "Let My Puppets Come." And it's awesome.
I first saw it at a midnight screening in Seattle like eight years ago and recently found half of the film buried bewteen old porno clips on my hard drive. And it's just as good as I remember it:
Puppet on puppet action, dog on puppet action, pornstar on puppet action, it's got it all.
It even has a storyline: "The three chief executives of Creative Concepts Systems & Procedures Brothers Unlimited Inc. of New York are in hot water as their latest venture has been a huge failure, and their Mafia investor, "Mr. Big", wants his $500,000 within 24 hours, or else. So Jimmy, a courier who over hears their plight, suggests they make a porno movie as an easy way of getting back the lost money."
Of course, as you can imagine, hardcore hillarity ensues.
"Let My Puppets Come" came out in 1976. That's 13 years before "Meet The Feebles," and 20 years after the show "Sam and Friends," which is considered the birth of Jim Henson's Mumppets. But "Let My Puppets Come" is not a Jackson vehicle nor a Mumppet film. It's directed by Gerard Damiano. Yes, Damiano, who direceted the infamous "Deep Throat" and "The Devil in Miss Jones," not to mention "Naked Goddess" and "Naked Goddess 2" and "Young Girls in Tight Jeans" and "Slightly Used" and "Candy's Little Sister, Sugar," and, the 1969 classic, "We All Go Down."
And Damiano doens't hold back with "Puppets", using the same gusto and talent that made "Deep Throat" the highest grossing fuck film of all time.
Highlights of "Puppets" include a nurse blowing a dying man complete with messy puppet cum, a singing penis and dancing vagina, Little Louie played by the late Louie De Jesus aka Louie Short Stud (real person, little person), and the extremely life-like puppet dog lipstick cock...

And I looked high and low for some video clips of the flim but it seems the puppet porno has not yet penetrated the world of YouTube. If you have clips, or the entire flim (I only have the first 25 minutes), please let me know.

Seriously.